I'm glad that Jason correctly detected my post was a bit of gentle fun-poking and not intended as a vicious attack, and I'm so sorry you see differently. If you look back at my posts you'll see that I've openly criticised the moderators for the way they have handled the competition so your comments about me being a kiss-ass are simply untrue.
Most of my posts have been very much on-topic and been about sharing my knowledge of chromebooks and IT in general in a concise and friendly way, so I find your comments rather objectionable.
Perhaps you should turn some of that eagerness to criticise others towards yourself - compare the tone of the first few posts to your wordy rant above. If none of the posts were related to you, which would you consider the most abusive?